ON ART
"There is one difference between a mad men and me.I am not mad"[Salvador Dali]
"Anyone who sees and paints a sky green and fields blue ought to be sterillised"[Adolf Hitler]
"I dont understand anything abaut ballet.All I know is that during the intervals the ballerinas stink like horses"[Anton Chekhov]
ON BUSINESS AND MONEY
"When I was young I use to think that money was the most important thing in life.Now that I am old,I know it"[Oscar Wild]
"The first rule of buisiness is-do other man for they would do you"[Charles Dickeens]
"My formula of success is rise early,work late,and strike oil"[Paul Getty]
ON LOVE,SEX AND MARRIAGE
"Love is the answer-but while you're waiting for the answer,sex raises some good questions"[Woody Alan]
"Despite my thithy years of research into the feminine soul,I have not yet been able to answer the great question that has never been answered:What does the woman want?"[Sigmuind Froid]
"By all means marry;if you get a good wife,you'll become happy;if you get a bad one,you'll become a philosopher"[Socrates]
ON POLITICS
"The ideal form of goverment is democracy tempered with assassination"[Voltaire]
"I never vote for anyone-I always vote against"[W.C.Fields]
"If you walk like a duck,and you quack like a duck,and you say you're a duck,you are a duck"[George Bush]
ON RELIGION
"God made everything from nothing.But the nothingness shows through"[Paul Valery]
"How can I believe in god when only last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of the electric typewriter?"[Woody Alan]
"I know I'm God because when I pray to him I find I'm talking to myself"[Peter Barnes]
ON SCIENCE AND TECHNOLOGY
"Ouch!"[Isaac Newton]
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